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Locate Registered Sex Offenders Living In Your Neighborhood

Postby IglooJeffrey » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:31 pm

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Postby Plate Spinner » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:00 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jvcc » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:11 am

Haha, I didn't notice the serious little guy in the bush at first. XD
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:22 am

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hm yea, sorry.
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Postby Skimba » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:03 am

Good one Iggy!
So...very...good...and...young.

katzenkoenig wrote:[img]hm yea, sorry.
No need to. :)
...I'll still stab you.
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Postby Dusk Bringer » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:06 am

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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:11 pm

LOL at both
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Postby Lagandorain » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:55 pm

Hehehe.
Quick question - what happens to the girl when the trap is sprung?
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Postby The kinky turtle » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:03 pm

Doesn't matter; she's a dummy.
Yig-ped!
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Postby loofah » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:09 pm

The kinky turtle wrote:Doesn't matter; she's a dummy.

I guess that would be a fair assessment, given that she's standing under a trap like that. But don't you think it's a bit callous to treat the mentally challenged this way? :)
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Postby Andrusi » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:36 am

I'm picturing a prank where you tell a friend you've got something to locate sex offenders, and then you give him a mirror.
Not named Dennis Miller.
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Postby jondownie » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:09 am

Me likey so much I could hug you.

Then wash for a day and a half.
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Postby James » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:52 am

Skimba wrote:
katzenkoenig wrote:[img]hm yea, sorry.
No need to. :)

Perhaps he was apologizing to Traubster.
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Postby Skimba » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:06 am

James wrote:
Skimba wrote:
katzenkoenig wrote:[img]hm yea, sorry.
No need to. :)

Perhaps he was apologizing to Traubster.

Who does that?
...I'll still stab you.
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Postby traubster » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:45 am

It's amazing they still let you live by a church, but a school is OUT OF THE QUESTION.

Sunday school doesn't count :twisted:
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Postby James » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:47 am

CHRIST WILL PROTECT THEM!

Well, their souls, anyway.
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